"What Am I?"
I have hands but no arms and a face but no eyes.
What am I?
A clock
Why don't skeletons fight each other
because they don't have the guts
Why did the number 4 skip lunch
because it was two squared
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many are left?
9
Your legs
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
What am I?
Footsteps
why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
what do you call a number that can't sit still
a roamin numeral
If you pass the person in second place in a race, what place are you in?
Second
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree
I go up but never come down?
What am I?
Your age
what do you call a sleeping bull
a bulldozer
What did one math book say to the other
wow... you've got problems too
I'm thinking of a number. If you double it and add 6, you get 20. What is the number?
7
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
I have keys but no locks, space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside.
What am I?
A keyboard
what kind of shoes do ninjas wear
sneakers
what did 0 say to 8
nice belt
A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
I get wetter the more I dry.
What am I?
A towel
why did the cookie go to the doctor
because it felt crummy
why was the obtuse angle always upset
because it was never right
Two fathers and two sons go fishing but only catch 3 fish. Each person gets one fish. How?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom