What has a face and hands, but no body?
An analog clock
What is full of holes, but still holds water?
A sponge
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle, or a pencil
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What month has 28 days?
All of them
What gets wet as it dries?
A towel
What can be broken, but never picked up or touched?
A promise/ your word
What goes on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
A human
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table, chair, or stool.
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
What has 13 hearts but no body?
A deck of cards
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a vegetable shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Vegatables
A man rode into town on a horse on Monday. He stayed for 2 days. He left the town on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse's name is Friday.
What has wheels and flies, but is not an airplane?
A Garbage Truck