Riddle Me This
What has many keys but opens no doors?
a piano
What has a bark but no bite?
A tree
I have an end but no beginning
circle
Why did the computer go to the beach?
To surf the web
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner
What building has the most stories?
The library
Why do fish avoid basketball?
They’re afraid of the net
I run but never walk
a river
What has arms but can’t hug?
A chair
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed
Why did the bread break up with the butter?
It needed some space to loaf around
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice
I have teeth but never bite
a comb
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
So it wouldn’t peel
I have a ring but no finger
a phone
Why was the music book so confident?
It knew all the notes
Why did the broom get a promotion?
It swept the competition
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged
Why did the cow wear a bell?
Because its horn didn’t work
I point the way but never move
a sign
Why did the calendar go to therapy?
Its days were numbered
Why did the light bulb go to school?
To get brighter
What food is always late?
Choco‑late
Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse