What am I?
I go up but never come down. What am I?
Your age
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock
Which is heavier? A pound of candy canes or a pound of coal?
They're exactly the same. They both weigh a pound.
Which animals can jump higher than a tree?
All of them - trees can't jump
What kind of music can you hear in space?
A Nep-tune
I'm full of holes but still hold water. What am I?
A sponge
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Echo
What's harder for Santa to catch the faster he runs?
His breath
What breaks but never falls?
Dawn
I'm a god, a planet, and a measurer of heat. Who am I?
Mercury
I have teeth but cannot bite. What am I?
A Zipper
What has a tail and a head but no body?
A coin
I’m found in December but not in any other month. What am I?
The letter 'D'
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Fire
How does the moon cut his hair?
E-clipse it!
I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?
A bar of soap
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A Comb
December and January both have 31 days. How many months have 28?
All of them
I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
The wind
Why did the moon skip diner?
Because it was full.
The more of me there is, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness
The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Foot steps
How far can reindeer run into the woods?
Halfway. After that, they're running out of the woods.
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
Why did all the pecans go to space?
They were Astro-nuts!