Classic
Joke
Holiday
Birthday
What am I?
100

What can go up but can never come back down?

What is your age?

100

Where would a fish live if it lived on land?

What is Fin-land?

100

What is a mummy’s favorite holiday?

What is Christmas? - because of all the wrapping
100

What did the tiger say to her cub for his birthday?

What is roar birthday?

100

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

what is Fire?

200

What begins with an 'E', ends with an 'E', but only contains one letter?

What is an envelope?

200

What can you hold in your left hand but never in your right?

What is your right hand?

200

What do you get by mixing a vampire and a snowman?

What is a frostbite?

200

What does a pirate say when he reaches his 80th birthday?

What is aye-matey 

200

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

what is Pencil lead?

300

You can find this in Earth, Jupiter, Mercury, and Mars, but not in Venus or Neptune. What is it?

What is the letter R?

300

How can you tell the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

What is the jeweler sells watches and the jailer watches cells?

300

 What do you call a skeleton who can make you laugh?

What is a funny bone?

300

We sing while it lives. We clap when it dies. What is it?

What is a birthday candle?

300

The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?

what is a hole?

400

The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he's using it.

What is a coffin?

400

Why is it impossible for a pirate to finish the alphabet?

What is because he'll always get lost at sea?

400

What gets painted but never on canvas, gets hunted but never killed?

What is an Easter egg?

400

Why are birthday balloons so calm?

they rise above the chaos.
400

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

what is a joke?

500

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

What is "Nothing?"

500

What is sometimes born in silence, is harmless yet unpopular, is invisible but makes its presence known, and will fade without a trace?

What is a fart?

500

There’s one night a year when you have to ask for this specifically, even though you can get it all year long. What is it?

What is a candy?

500

I get blown up, but I’m not a bomb. I sometimes have a string attached, but I’m not a kite. I sometimes float, but I’m not a swimmer. I’m seen at birthday parties, but I’m not a candle. What am I?

what is a balloon?

500

I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze but can come like a gale. By some, I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names, I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me, you can't run. What am I?

what is a Shadow?