Funny 1
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What has four legs but cannot walk?
A table.
I am hard like stone, but I grow on your body. What am I?
A tooth
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
My name.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
I can carry lots of food, but cannot eat anything.
A refrigerator
I am an insect. The first part of my name is the name of another insect. What am I?
Beetle
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I'm an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What can you catch but cannot throw?
A cold.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A blackboard!