Funny Riddles
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
stamp
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
bacon
What 3 positive numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3
What is found over your head but under your hat?
hair
What type of dress can never be worn?
Address
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
onion
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
clock
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
your word
What has 4 eyes but cannot see?
Mississippi
I am yellow on the outside, white inside, and very appealing. What am I?
A banana
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Pi
What can you not eat for breakfast?
lunch or dinner
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
What is the only chain we can eat?
food chain
How many days are there in 4 years?
(365 x 4) + 1 = 1461. Because one of the years is a leap year.
What kind of food do mummies like to eat?
wraps
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What fruit is always sad?
A blueberry
What did one math book say to another?
I have so many problems
What can you hear but not touch or see?
your voice