Riddles 2
What do you call a magician who lost his magic ?
Ian
Why did the M&M go to school
Cause he wanted to be a smartie
What do you call a deer with no eye ?
No Eyed Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs ?
Still no eyed deer
What do you call a fish with no i ?
Fsh
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners
She just screamed and flew out of the plane
What did the sushi said to the bee ?
Wasabi
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
How do you spell hard water in three letters
Ice
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill ?
To get to the bottom
What does a house wear ?
Address
Why is dark spelt with a k but not a c?
Because you can’t C in the dark
What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot ?
My foot
Some people like to be at the bottom and some people like to be at the top but it always involves the bed .
Bunk Bed
I am an odd number , take away a letter and I become even . What am I ?
Seven
What runs but never walks ?
A River
What can you catch and can’t throw ?
A Cold
What has hands but cannot clap ?
A clock
What is not alive but it can die ?
A Battery
I am a bird, i am a fruit and i’m also a person , What am I ?
Kiwi
What starts and ends with t and i’m filled with t , What am I?
Teapot
Why is teddy bears never hungry ?
Because they are stuffed
Tails
What goes up but never comes down ?
Your age and a balloon