Food
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip-hop.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side
I get wet while drying. What am I?
A towel.
How do basketball players eat oreos?
They dunk them.
Lemon-aid.
What do dogs and trees have in common?
Bark.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
I am tall when young and short when I am old. What am I?
A candle.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she is always running away from the ball.
I always try my best to keep up with mustard and BBQ sauce. Who am I?
Ketchup
What animal should you never trust?
A Cheetah.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
I must be broken before you can use me. What am I?
An egg.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one.
What kind of food do mummies like to eat?
Wraps.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
I am full of holes but still hold water. What am I?
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
Bananas.
What is the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
The elephant's shadow.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he’s no chicken.
I am black when you buy me, red when you use me and gray when you throw me away. What am I?
Charcoal.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Because they dribble.