What is always coming, but never arrives?
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, a candle, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
Match
What is the biggest problem with snow boots?
Snow boots melt
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
No, but since he is dead it would be hard to do so.
Where is an ocean with no water?
On map
What can one catch that is not thrown?
Cold
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All the months have 28 days.
What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
It becomes wet
What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?
Secret
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
What do you always see at the beginning of a parade?
Letter p
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried.
What is it that goes up, but never comes down?
Age
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck