Guess
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
A word
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What do ou call a pig that does karate.
A pork chop.
I am tall when I'm young,I am short when i'm old.What am I?
A candle
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat were married.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What is full of hole, but still holds lots of water?
A sponge
You mean spongebob squarepants?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What questions can you never say "yes" to?
Are you sleeping yet?
What gets wet while drying?
a towel
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard