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What are 2 things you can't eat for Breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence.
What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?
Stone
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
The letter “r”
Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GO.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
A W.
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
4
What 2 keys can't open any door?
A monKEY 🐒and a donKEY
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second Place. That is because you passed the person that was 2nd so now there 3rd
Oops- Shouldn't have picked this one. You got a math question. You get 20 seconds. 🤓🤓🤓
973x54=
52542
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son