WORDS
What word is always pronounced wrong?
"Wrong"
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What instrument plays from the heart?
The lungs.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A phone.
When is a person like a snake?
When they get rattled.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
W
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Crookies
What chins are never shaved?
Sea Urchins
I am wet when drying. What am I?
A towel
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
How did the pancake hurt itself?
Doing backflips.
What is it that is full all day and empty at night?
Shoes
The one who has it does not keep it. It is large and small. It is any shape.
A gift.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose.
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
I C U
How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?
You make applesauce.
What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes?
Farts.
What has an eye but can not see?
A needle.
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
What is Medusa's favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
I am walking and i don't see my tie. Where did it go?
On my shoe.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
In Finland.