Random Riddles
what did the old telephone say to the young telephone
you are too young to be engage
What will happen if you dial"666"on the phone?
The Police will come up-side down.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A Penny.
How is it that a man pulled the back off a computer, stuck his hand in, plugged it in and yet did not get an electric shock?
The Switch was off!
WHY DID THE COOKER THROW THE BUTTER THROUGH THE WINDOW?
WHY HE JUSS WANTED TO SEE THE BUTTERFLY...
Two young men loved a girl. The father of the girl said the last camel two the finish line wins (they each have a camel)what did they do?
they switched camels and raced to the end
What fish is in the sky at night?
The Starfish
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
what goes up and never comes down
age
I have two coins together totaling 15 cents,
one of them is not a nickle, what are they?
A dime and a nickle, ONE of them isn't a nickle but the other one is.
What Goes Up And Down But Always Goes Down
A Ball
Why does everyone like partying with the mushroom?
The mushroom is a fungi.(Sounds like fun-guy)
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano.
There is a man pushing his car. He stops at a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why does he go bankrupt?
Because he's playing monopoly and loses all his money when he lands on the hotel.
A man complete his journey from 'A' to 'b'. He takes 60 minute for it .As the same distance from b to c he takes again 60 minute .again while going to c to d he takes 60 minutes. But after going to C to A he takes only half an hour plus(+) 30 minutes . what is the reason for it .
HALF AN HOUR = 60 MINUTES
what boss do corn hate the most?
a Kernal
what kind of shoes don't go on your feet?
Tissues
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m".
A women shoots her husband, drowns him, hangs him then 5 minutes later they go out for dinner and a movie. What did she do?
she took a photograph because she shoot the photo put it under water to revel it then hanged it to dry.
If you are in a concrete room and there is no way out and all you had was a table and a saw how would you get out?
You saw the table in half and there is 2 halves so two halves equal 1 whole you crawl out the whole and your out
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
Nothing
A rooster is on top of a house. It lays an egg. Which side does the egg row?
It doesn't!!!!!
Roosters don't lay eggs!!!!!
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David.
what is black when you buy it red/orange when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
its charcoal
WHAT IS ROUND LIKE A APPLE DEEP LIKE A CUP YET ALL OF THE KINGS HORSES CANT PULL IT UP?
A WELL