why don't skeletons go to school
because he has no heart in it
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
What month of the year has 28 days?
all months has 28 days
What is full of holes but still holds water?
sponge
What question can you never answer yes to?
are you asleep
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
a barber
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
u always use me what am i
Your breath
What gets wet while drying?
a towel
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
a bank
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
a hole
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What can you keep after giving to someone?
your word
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
an echo
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What goes up but never comes down?
age