What goes up but never comes down?
What is your age
Tony's mother has five kids: Daniel, Samantha, Jessica, Thomas, and X. Who is X?
Who is Tony
I have 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
What occurs twice in a week, once in a year, but never in a day?
what is the letter E
When you need me you throw me away. When you don't need me you bring me back.
What is an anchor
What is always in front of you but cannot be seen?
What is the future
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am i?
What is a plate
Mike is a butcher. He is 6'0'' tall. What does he weigh?
What is meat
What is so fragile that even sound could destroy it?
What is silence
A rooster laid an egg on the top of a roof. Which way did it roll?
Wait a sec...
Roosters lay eggs?
What has to broken before you can use it?
What is an egg
I am not alive but have 5 fingers. What am I?
What is a glove
Which tire doesn't move when a car turns right?
What is a spare tire
What word is shorter when you add 2 letters to the end
What is short
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and forests with no trees.
What is a map
If you take off my skin I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
What is an onion
Imagine you're in a dark room. How do you get out?
What is stop imagining
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?
What is a secret
What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
What is a river
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
What is a coat of paint
The more there is, the less you see. What am I?
What is darkness
or
What is fog
How many months have 28 days?
What is all of them
I am full of keys but don't open any doors. What am I?
What is a computer
or
piano
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Wet
What has 4 legs and a back but cannot stand?
What is a chair