Emoji/Food
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Corn Bread
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
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Cheese Cake
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
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Chicken Burger
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
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Tomato Soup
Take away my first letter, I remain the same. If you take away my last letter, I am unchanged. If you take away my first, third and last letters' I am still the same. If you take away ALL of my letter I am STILL the same. What am I?
Empty
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
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Eggless Cake
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A woman shoots her brother. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her brother, developed it, and hung it up to dry.