what is it
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
a teapot
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. Why?
She fell off the bottom step.
I get answered even though I never ask a question. What am I?
A door knock or doorbell
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
an envelope
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What can you catch but not throw?
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
Your voice
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
trouble
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What goes up but never comes back down?
your age
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
david!
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
the president
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
a candle
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Grandpa was bald
We are twins, We are close together, But we will not touch, But far apart, We become one. What are we?
eyes
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
it wasn't raining
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
all the couple's
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
your name
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
the doctor is his mother
What answer can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
One year has 365 days. How many seconds are in a year?
12 (the second day of each month)