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100

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.

100

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?  What is it?

A shirt

100

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock

100

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom.

100

What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?

A garbage truck.

200


Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

Because he always gets lost at sea!

200

What kind of running means walking?

Running out of gas!

200

What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?

A life saver

200


What is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth


A Mirror.

200

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

A comb.

300

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?

A map

300

What fastens two people yet touches only one?

A wedding ring.

300

What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?

Your identity.

300

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

300

What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

400

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An egg

400

Which month has 28 days?

All of them

400

What has legs, but does not walk?

A table

400

What kind of band never plays music?

A rubber band

400

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

A fence

500

What ship has two mates but no captain?

A relationship

500

Where does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary

500

The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

Hole

500

Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will,
What am I?

An onion

500

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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