Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What turns everything around but does not move?
A mirror
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A secret
you can use it for anything in the world
Money
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
a comb
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed!
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
He was walking.
It is always in front of you but can’t be seen.
future
I exist only when there is direct light but direct light kills me. What am I
A shadow
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll!
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
Have 4 legs but can’t walk
Table
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again.
echo?
what can you catch but not throw
A cold
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down!
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
It is as big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, but even a river can't fill it up.
What is a kitchen strainer?
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
Doors.
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
I get my assignment at night and I always fullfill it but when I do , I get scolded. What am I
An Alarm clock