What is something you will never see again?
Yesterday
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
An envelope
What has no leg but has a foot?
A ruler
What must be broken before it can be used?
Eggs
What gets wet, the more it dries?
A towel
I have no blood pumping through me, but I have four fingers and one thumb. What am I?
A glove
If a purple house is made out of purple bricks, a red house is made out of red bricks, and an orange house is made out of orange bricks, what is a greenhouse made out of?
Glass
What begins with “T,” ends with “T,” and contains another “T”?
A teapot
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter M
What starts with “P,” ends with “E,” and contains hundreds of letters inside?
A post office
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
“Smiles” because there is a mile between each “S.”
What has a head that never weeps, a bed that never sleeps, can run but cannot walk, and has a bank but no money?
A river
There is a place where Friday comes before Thursday. Where is it?
The dictionary (F comes before T)
Where do you find keys that won’t work in a lock?
On a piano
What is at the center of gravity?
The letter V
I have four legs in total, along with a head and a foot. What am I?
A bed
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
Which letter comes next in the sequence: JFMAMJJASON…?
“D” for December
People have stepped on me, but not many. I never stay full for long. I have a dark side. What am I?
The moon
Make the number one disappear.
Add the letter “G,” and it’s “gone.”
ONE--->GONE
I do not have wings, but I can fly. I do not have eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
T-H-A-T
A man is trapped inside a room. There's 3 exits. But he must choose carefully, only 1 door will take him out alive.. the first door is full of assassins that will attack him when he gets out. The 2nd door is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 months and the last one there's a deadly fire go for the next 2 days. Which door must he choose to get out safely?
The 2nd door. It's full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 months.. so they have died already.
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went out to lunch. After they ate, they paid the bill, but Sam and Peter didn’t pay. How is this possible?
Tuesday paid; it’s one of their friends.
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
There were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.