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If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?
A promise!
There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. What is it?
Wrong!
I have a tail and a head but no body. What am I?
A coin!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
The word "short"!
What has keys but cannot open locks?
A piano!
What travels all over the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp!
I go up and down but never move. What am I?
A staircase!
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light!
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint!
What kind of room has no walls or corners?
A mushroom!
What is easier to get into than out of?
Trouble!
Remove my skin and I won’t cry, but you might!
An onion
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band!
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion!
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The post office!
What building has the most stories in the world?
The library!
If you feed me, I grow, but if you give me water, I die. What am I?
Fire!
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map!
What has many rings but no fingers?
A telephone!
The more of this there is, the less you can see. What is it?
Darkness!
What loses a head in the morning, but gets it back at night?
A pillow!
I am running all the time, but never get tired. What am I?
The refrigerator!
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery!