Puns and Funny Riddles
Short and Sweet
What Is It?
How and What?
How Is It Possible?
100

Why does Peter Pan always fly"

He Neverlands.

100

No matter how far I go, I am always at home. What am I?

A turtle/snail

100

What becomes more the more you give it away?

Love

100

What can fill a room in an instant, yet take up no space at all?

Light

100

A man walks outside in the rain with no coat, hat, or umbrella, but his hair never gets wet. How is this possible?

He doesn't have any hair.

200

Which tree can be carried in your hand?

A palm.

200

I can be caught but not thrown. What am I?

A cold

200

Which letter in the alphabet is filled with water?

C

200

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

footsteps

200

Two mothers and two daughters go out to dinner. Each one ears a hamburger, and in total three hamburgers were eaten. How is this possible?

They were a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. The mother is a daughter as well. 

300

What has rings, but no fingers?

A telephone.

300

I have a horn, and I bring milk, but I'm not a cow. What am I?

A milk truck

300

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An Egg

300

What needs to be answered, yet never asks any questions?

A doorbell.

300

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

400

Why do teddy bears never get hungry?

They are always stuffed. 

400

I run all around the garden, but I never move a single inch. What am I?

A fence

400

What has teeth but cannot chew?

A fork/comb

400

What looks like a cat, sounds like a cat, and acts like a cat, but isn't a cat?

A kitten.

400

There are six apples in a basket and six children. each child gets an apple, there there's still one apple in the basket. How is this possible?

One of the children was given the basket with the apple in it. 

500

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

He wanted to visit Pluto.

500

I go up and up, but I can never come down. What am I?

Age

500

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What is it?

A candle

500

What can you use to see through a wall?

a window.

500

A man shaves several times every day, but he always goes to bed with a beard. How is this possible?

He is a barber.