Puns and Funny Riddles
Why does Peter Pan always fly"
He Neverlands.
No matter how far I go, I am always at home. What am I?
A turtle/snail
What becomes more the more you give it away?
Love
What can fill a room in an instant, yet take up no space at all?
Light
A man walks outside in the rain with no coat, hat, or umbrella, but his hair never gets wet. How is this possible?
He doesn't have any hair.
Which tree can be carried in your hand?
A palm.
I can be caught but not thrown. What am I?
A cold
Which letter in the alphabet is filled with water?
C
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
footsteps
Two mothers and two daughters go out to dinner. Each one ears a hamburger, and in total three hamburgers were eaten. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. The mother is a daughter as well.
What has rings, but no fingers?
A telephone.
I have a horn, and I bring milk, but I'm not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck
If over 21, what is the percentage you must be under when given a breathalyzer ?
.08
What needs to be answered, yet never asks any questions?
A doorbell.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
The cowboy's horse is called Friday.
Why do teddy bears never get hungry?
They are always stuffed.
I run all around the garden, but I never move a single inch. What am I?
A fence
What has teeth but cannot chew?
A fork/comb
What looks like a cat, sounds like a cat, and acts like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
There are six apples in a basket and six children. each child gets an apple, there there's still one apple in the basket. How is this possible?
One of the children was given the basket with the apple in it.
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
I go up and up, but I can never come down. What am I?
Age
Which question can never be answered with "yes"?
Are you asleep, unless you are playing possum.
What can you use to see through a wall?
a window.
A man shaves several times every day, but he always goes to bed with a beard. How is this possible?
He is a barber.