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What is full of holes but holds water?
a sponge
My first letter is in chocolate but not in ham. My second letter is in cake and jam, and my third is in tea but not in coffee. What am I?
cat
A man shaves throughout the day, yet he has a beard. How?
he's a barber
An electric train is traveling from east to west, and the wind is blowing from north to south. In which direction does the smoke go?
none it's an electric train
I can fill up a room but take no space. What am I?
light
How can a man go for eight days without sleeping?
he sleeps at night
You live in a one-story house made entirely of redwood. What color are the stairs?
it's a one story house
What do you find at the end of a line?
the letter "e"
Name three consecutive days that aren’t the days of the week.
yesterday ,today ,and tomorrow
There are two fathers and two sons in a car. How many people are in the car?
3
If you drop me on the ground, I survive. But if you drop me in water, I die. What am I?
paper
You can hear me, but you cannot see or touch me. What am I?
voice
What is the similarity between “2 + 2 = 5” and your left hand?
neither is right
What sounds like a war machine but is a piece of clothing?
tank top
What has a thumb and fingers but is not alive?
glove
What can make an octopus laugh?
ten-tickles
How many books can you pack inside an empty backpack?
one
I have hands, but I cannot shake your hands. I have a face, but I cannot smile at you. What am I?
clock
What kind of food do mummies eat?
wraps
I have no doors, but I have keys. I have no rooms, but I have space. You can enter, but you cannot leave. What am I?
keyboard
A woman builds a house with all four walls facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?
White
Which is the sweetest and most romantic fruit?
honeydew
I grow richer with alcohol but die with water. What am I?
fire
What problem does a teacher with uncontrollable eyes have?
He can't control his pupils
Trees are my home, but I never go inside. When I fall off a tree, I am dead. What am I?
leaf