difficult riddles
what has a neck but no head, two arms but no hands?
A shirt
I am not alive but I grow I don't have lungs but I can breath I don't have a mouth but water kills me what am I?
fire
Which one of Santas reindeer can be seen one valentines day?
cupid
A doctor and a bus driver are in love with the same girl the bus driver went on a week long trip before he left he gave the girl seven apples why?
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
I am black when I am clean and white when I am clean
what am I?
blackboard
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
two
11 o'clock+2 hours=1 o'clock
9 o'clock+5 hours=2 o'clock
What runs around the yard without moving
shadow
What do snowmen like to eat on Chrismas?
Frosted Flakes
what costs nothing but is worth everything weighs nothing but lasts a lifetime that one person can't own but two can share
love
I am light as a feather yet no man can hold me for long what am I?
air/cloud
Can you write eight eights that they add up to one thousand?
888+88+8+8+8
What can you catch but not throw
a cold
Why Is Santa so good at karate
because he has a black belt
three simple words but life changing what are they
I love you
I can be cracked I can be made I can be told I can be played what am I?
a joke
What is shaped as a circle but is not a pizza base and has hand and numbers on it's face?
a clock
A man in a car saw a gold door a silver door and a bronze door which door did he open first?
the car door
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
dasher
It is raining and you pass a bus stop and there are three people your trustworthy friend your love and a women about to go into labor your car only has two seats what do you do?
you give your friend your keys and asks here to take the women to the hospital and wait for the car with your love
I have no feet no hand no wings but I can climb into the sky what am I?
smoke
What has a ring but you can't wear it and you can't see it with you bare eyes
saturn and uranus
How can this be possible you left a room with two legs and come back with six legs?
you bring a chair with you
Which one of Santas reindeer can you see in outer space?
comet
what is more rare and valuable than gold but easier to lose?
love/freindship
Look in my face I am somebody look at my back I am nobody what am I?
mirror