Jokes
Why are piggy banks so wise?
They are filled with common cents.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
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Seven Seas
KPSCEAAN
Pancakes
A dime a dozen.
Common.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
Lu cky
Lucky break.
PREKEEHASAS
Shakespeare
Pull yourself together.
Calm down.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen.
The stars.
Mind
Matter
Mind over matter.
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Campfire
Find a needle in a haystack.
Something difficult to find, a long process without much success.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What can bring back the dead; make you cry, make you laugh, make you you; is born in an instant, yet lasts a lifetime?
A memory.
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Reading
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Reading between the lines.
IRGNSP
Spring
Back to the drawing board.
Starting over, beginning again.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast
What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the after noon, and three legs in the evening.
Man.
Suggestionthe
The power of suggestion.
PTRISEANTEON
Presentation
Sink your teeth into a new book.
Excited to start reading it, ready to focus intensely.