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There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
W-R-O-N-G
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What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
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Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo-vies!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
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I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
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What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
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Why couldn't the pony sing “Happy Birthday?”
Because she was just a little hoarse!
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How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet
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What gets wet as it dries?
A towel.
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What is the end of everything?
The letter “G”
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Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
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What does a house wear?
Address!
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I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
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You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.