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If life gets tough what can you always count on
Fingers
100
What did the math book say to the other math book
I have a problem
100

Why did the moth eat the rug?

To see the floor show. 

100
what kind a tree can you carry
palm
100
What does a frog eat with it's hamburger
french flies
200

Peoples buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?

Plates and cutlery.

200

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance

Because had a moth test next day

200

Where does a dog keep its car?

In a barking lot. 
200
If you say it you break it. What am I
silence
200
What country is the slipprest
Greece
300

What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I have you covered

300

What is a ghosts fav fruit

BOOO- berries

300

What is the surest way to keep water from getting into your house?

Don't pay your water bill.

300

Why did the British cross the Atlantic Ocean?

To get to the other side

300
What does the orange do when it is taking a test
constentrates
400
I'm always hungry, I'll always eat; Turn to feed me, And see I keep my food pointy and neat. What am I?
pencil sharpener
400
What place should you never take a dog
flea market
400

How does Santa keep his breath fresh?

With an orna-mint

400
How many animals did moses take on the ark
None it was Noah
400
What room does ghosts avoid
living room
500

What makes a road broad?

The letter b

500
What do you call a cow in a earthquake
Milkshake
500

I have branches, nut no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A bank

500
what can you brake but can't hold
promise
500
Why did the duck cross the road
Because it thought that it was a chicken