What’s the capital in France ?
F
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I ?
A candle or a pencil.
What runs around the whole yard without moving ?
A fence.
How do I make one disappear ?
Add a "G" (Gone)
The red house is made of red bricks, the blue house is made of blue bricks, and the yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What color bricks is the green house made of?
It is a greenhouse it is made of glass not bricks
I go on red, but stop for green. What am I doing ?
Eating a watermelon.
What gets bigger the more you take away ?
A hole.
I am always in front and never behind. What am I ?
The future.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters ?
Post Office.
What do you have to break to use?
An egg
What goes up but never comes down ?
Your age.
A man shaves several times a day but still has a beard. How ?
He’s a barber.
Light as a feather, there’s nothing in it, but the strongest man can’t hold it much more than a minute.
Breath
What is full of holes but can still hold water ?
A sponge.
How do you fit nine cows in 8 cages ?
Ⓝ Ⓘ Ⓝ Ⓔ
Ⓒ Ⓞ Ⓦ Ⓢ
A man in a car saw a golden door, a silver door, and a bronze door. Which door did he open first ?
The car door.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast ?
Lunch and dinner.
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I ?
A secret.
What begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only contains one letter ?
Envelope.
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I ?
Spoons, Forks, Knives, Napkins, and Plates
Ellie's mom has 5 kids they are names January, February, March, and April. What is the fifth kids name ?
Ellie because its her mom : Ellie's mom has 5 kids.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years ?
"M"
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month ?
"R"
What English word has three back-to-back double letters?
A bookkeeper. Why? :b-oo-kk-ee-p-e-r
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