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Which month of the year has 28 days?
All months have 28 days.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
It did not say anything. It just waved.
Which two keys cannot open any doors?
Donkey and Monkey
What has its shoes on even while sleeping?
Horse
I fly all day long, but I do not go anywhere. What am I?
Flag
Tommy throws the ball as hard as he could, and it comes back to him, without anything or anybody touching it. How?
He threw ball upwards
Is it possible for any man to go without sleeping for ten days?
It is possible, as we all sleep through the night and not during the day.
What would you call a man who does not have all fingers in one hand?
Normal Man
You can serve it but cannot eat it?
Tennis Ball
I am bought for eating, but people do not eat me. Why?
Plate
What begins with the letter ‘t’, is full of ‘t’ and finishes with ‘t’?
Teapot
What is always answered without being asked any questions?
Doorbell
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
They were all married
It has four eyes, but still cannot see anything. What is it?
Mississippi
What is it that when
you take away the whole,
you still have some left over?
Wholesome
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only one time. After that, you would be subtracting from 20.
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
It's not free
He didn't pay a penny, he payed $5000 for the car!
What has roots as nobody sees.
Is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes.
And yet never grows?
Mountain
What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
A train was on its way to Florida and derailed.
Where would they bury the survivors?
Survivors
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
Milk
Which triangle has a bigger area:
1. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500.
2. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 700.
A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500. The other triangle cannot exist!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
River