riddles
jokes for people with no humor
puns
real questions
science
100

what goes up but never down

Age

100

What did one Frenchman say to the other? 

I have no Idea, I don't speak French

100

why do dogs float?

Because they are good buoys

100

How long does it take to the earth to revolve around the sun

365.5 days

100

what is the biggest organ

the skin

200

Grandpa went for a walk. It started raining he forgot a umbrella and went home, He is soaking wet but not a hair his hair is not wet. How is this possible

he's bald

200

What is the richest nut? But very gross

a cash-ew

200

What is Leadership?

when one organism helps and guide another but does not act like a bossy person

200

What is the First ten Amendments

1: freedom of speech

2: right to bear arms

3: Quartering of soldiers

4: search and arrest warrant

5: rights in criminal case

6: rights to a fair trial

7: rights in civil cases

8: bail fines and punishment

9: rights retained by the people

10: states rights

200
what are the 4 pathogens?

viruses, bacteria, parasites, and fungi

300

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but come alive with the wind what am I

A echo, echo, echo, 

300

If two's a company, and three's a crowd, what is four and five?

nine/9

300

what did buzz lightyear say to woody

A lot there were 4 movies about it

300

2(2+5)-1(4-7)=?

17

300

Which of the 4 pathogens are not a living organism

the viruses

400

If you drop a yellow hat is the red sea what does it become?

Wet

400

What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor

Where is my tractor

400

What quality's should a leader have?

Kindness, patients, good at listening, helpfulness

400

What word does not belong in this group

Orange, watermelon, banana, and apple

Banana because all are juicy fruits and it is not a fruit

400

true or false

a black hole has such a strong gravitational pull that not even light can escape it

true

500

Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long. What am I?

the moon

"blue moon"

500

What's a vampires favorite food

VAmpires aren't real so they don't have one

500

Why don't we live on other planets?

Because Earth is the only planet with the resources we need to live and it has oxygen, food, water, gravity so we will not fly away.

500

what is the largest organ in the body

the liver

500

what is spaghettification

it is when you get sucked into a black hole and you get stretched and compressed.