Riddles 1#
It's been around for a million years, but is only one month old!
The Moon!
How many birthdays does an average man have.
One
What has a horn but can't honk?
A Rhino and Unicorn
Feed me and I will live, give me a drink i'll die!
Fire!
The more you rake, the more you leave it behind. What is it?
Footsteps!
This is white when it is dirty!
A blackboard!
What is the difference between here and there?
Their is a T in "There"
What has 4 legs but cant walk?
A table!
Say my name and i'll dissapear!
What am I?
Silence!
The butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
When does Girrafes have 8 feet?
When there are 2 of them!
A leg!
What is the best month for a parade?
March! Cause the marching band
What has wheels and flies, But is not an aircraftt.
A garbage truck!
What is smaller then an ants mouth?
The ants teeth!
What letter is missing?
J_MAMJJASOND
The letter F (First letter of each month)
Is their a 4th of July in England??
What goes up but not down?
Your age!
The one who makes it sells it, The one who buys it never really uses it. The one who uses it doesn't know there use it. What is it
A coffin
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat!
Take of my skin, I wont cry but you will!
An Onion!
how can you write 1000 with 8?
888+88+8+8+8
What word starts with P ends with E and has a 1000 letters in it
The Post Office!
I speak without a mouth, I hear without ears, I have no body, But I come alive with wind! What am I?
An echo
What two things can you not eat at breakfast!
Lunch and dinner