Animals
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
An ant eater!!!
What is the wealthiest nut?
Cashew
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name!
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo
I am a bird,fruit, and human. What am I
A KIWI
Who has married many women but was never married?
A Priest
What is at the end of the rainbow
The letter W!
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton
What animal can jump higher than a house
All of them houses can't jump
The leaves are on the fruit, the fruit is on the leaves. What is it?
Pineapple
David's father had 3 sons Ben, Adam and
David
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
The alphabet
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?
Corn
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horses name is Friday
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
The dictonary
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat
When you are a mouse
What can carry lots of food but Cannot eat anything?
Fridge
In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The letter R!
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose