Riddles 1
what is hairy on the inside but soft and wet on the inside?
Coconut
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man-made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
Beehive
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON
The letter D.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
Post Office
What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?
the doorbell
Mr and Mrs Mustard have 6 daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are 9 Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are 6 girls, 1 boy, and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue, and grey, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
eye
Sometimes I shine, sometimes I’m dull, sometimes I am big, and sometimes I am small. I can be pointy, I can be curved, and don’t ask me questions because even though I’m sharp, I’m not smart enough to answer you. What am I?
a knife
It was an especially hot day and a man was walking in the desert. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced, ran to it, and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man’s head. The man replied, “thank you.” Why did the man thank the waiter?
it was a water gun
Who has married many women but was never married?
the preist
Break it and it gets better; set it and it’s harder to break.
a record
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
a ton
If you are running a race, and you pass the person in second, what place are you in?
second
Why is an island like the letter T?
they're both in the middle of water
What tastes better than it smells?
tongue
What do you call a bear without ears?
B
What hard rock group has four dudes, but not one of them plays the guitar?
Mount Rushmore
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
a fart
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
because it has Greece on the bottom
What word has five letters but sounds like it only has one?
a qeue
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
Why can’t a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea