It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Carpet
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
What asks no questions but must be answered?
A phone.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
I always have to work with something in my eye. What am I?
Needle
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
He's bald.
The more there is the less you see.
Darkness.
I am the biggest in the alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
the letter 'C'
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
What has lots of eyes, but can't see?
A potato.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
An envelope
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero
What has a heart that doesn't beat?
Artichoke
What tastes better than it smells?
The tongue.
What 4 days of the week start with the letter ‘t’?
Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
I belong to you but others use me more often than you do. What am I?
Name
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals can jump higher than a house because houses can’t jump.
I make a loud sound when I'm changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weight less. What am I?
Popcorn.