What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He is bald
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
a staircase
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A Barber
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A Sponge
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
What building has the most stories?
The Library
a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
your right elbow
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table or chair
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A Mirror