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A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor wasn't the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
The boy's mother
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop
Joe's Father has three sons. Peter, Nick, and Who?
Joe
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Your Age
What comes twice every moment, every minute, but not in a billion trillion years?
The Letter M
What starts with and e, ends with an e, but only has one letter?
An Envelope
A bat
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Because he was bald
What is seen in the exact middle of both April and March, but nowhere else in those months?
The Letter R
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
If you were in a race and passed the person in third place, what place would you be in?
Third
What kind of animal always has a buck?
A Deer
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What breaks when you say it?
Silence
A woman has five daughters. Each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does she have?
Six Children. Five daughters and One son.
What do an island and the letter T have in common?
They're both in the middle of water
Mama Bear asked Teddy Bear why he wasn't eating dinner. What was his reply?
He was stuffed
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your Shadow
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers
How is Seven different from all the other numbers 1-10?
Seven has two syllables while all the other numbers have one
I am a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A Chess Piece
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All of the people on the boat are married
Imagine this: A swarm of bees are going to attack you. You are running as fast as you can, running for your dear life. They are closing in about to sting. How can you escape from them?
Quit Imagining
If today is four days before the day immediately before two days after Wednesday, WHAT DAY comes immediately before the day that is two days after the day immediately after the day which comes two days before the day which comes three days after the day before yesterday?
Monday