What comes up but never comes down?
Your age
Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long. Who am I?
the moon
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards
What begins with an "e" and ends with an "e" but only contains one letter?
an envelope
I can be driven although I don't have wheels, and sliced but I stay whole? Who am I?
A golf ball
Imagine yourself in a room with no windows, no doors, and no exits. How do you get out?
Imagine yourself out
How do you catch a school of fish?
With a bookworm
I'm higher without a head. Who am I?
A pillow
What runs without walking, has a mouth but doesn't talk, has a head but doesn't weep, and has a bed but doesn't sleep?
A river
Three doctors say Paul is their brother, but Paul has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one, the doctors are his sisters
I can be hot. I can be cold. I can run. I can be still. I can be hard, but I can also be soft. Who am I?
Water
There are 4 houses on the street. A red house, a blue house, and green house, and a yellow house. The red house is made out of brick. The yellow house is made out of wood, and the blue house is made out of cement. What is the green house made of?
Glass, its a greenhouse
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
I'm greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have me, rich people need me, and eating me kills you. What am I?
Nothing
You're deep underground in a room with 3 doors and a pair of yellow boots in the corner. The first door has venomous snakes in it. The second door has electric bolts in it. And the third door has 100 degree fire. What door do you go in?
The second door, you're deep under the ground. There's no electricity down there.