What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door, there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door, there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
When you care enough to send the very best
Hallmark
This is white when it is dirty.
Blackboard?
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
The parrot was deaf!
Can you tell what the next letter in this sequence is? CYTWTNLITS?
I
The Happiest Place on Earth
Disneyworld
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
How many oranges can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one—after that, your stomach is no longer empty
Five people were eating apples, A finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?
CABDE. Putting the first three in order, A finished in front of B but behind C, so CAB. Then, we know D finished before B, so CABD. We know E finished after D, so CABDE.
Play. Laugh. Grow
Fisher-Price
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
F? (First letter of each month of the year)
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Bobby likes Jimmy but not Jack, apples but not pears, jeeps but not vans, tennis but not squash. Who will he like, Sara or Sally?
Sally, He likes everything with double letters
Let's go Places
Toyota
We travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?
The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship. They were facing each other
What does Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common
The same middle name
You’re at a fork in the road in which one direction leads to the City of Lies (where everyone always lies) and the other to the City of Truth (where everyone always tells the truth). There’s a person at the fork who lives in one of the cities, but you’re not sure which one. What question could you ask the person to find out which road leads to the City of Truth?
Answer: “Which direction do you live?” Someone from the City of Lies will lie and point to the City of Truth; someone from the City of Truth would tell the truth and also point to the City of Truth.
Taste the Rainbow
Skittles