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How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
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Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
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This is white when it is dirty.
What is a blackboard?
GET IT WRONG AND GIVE HALF YOUR POINTS TO OPPONENT
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
GET IT WRONG AND LOSE 500 POINTS
What is the best month for a parade?
March
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What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck.
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What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
What is the letter F? (First letter of each month of the year)
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Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
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How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
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What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
What is a post office?
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The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin