Riddles
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
What has a horn but can't honk
What is a rhinocerous
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
The more you make the more you leave behind. What is it?
What are footsteps.
What is the difference between here and there.
What is the letter T?
Daily Double!!!!!!!
What has four legs but can't walk?
What is a table.
Say my name and I disappear. What am I?
What is Silence
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
What is alive and has only one foot?
What is a leg?
What is the best month for a parade?
March
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck.
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
What goes up but never comes down?
What is your age?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
What is an ear of corn?
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
It has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste, and a soul that cannot die. What is it?
What is a shoe?
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.