Riddles
It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
moon
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
What has a horn but can't honk
rhinocerous
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
Footsteps.
This is white when it is dirty.
blackboard
What is the difference between here and there.
the letter T
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table.
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
What is alive and has only one foot?
a leg
What is the best month for a parade?
March
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck.
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
the letter F (First letter of each month of the year)
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
an ear of corn
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
an onion
How can you write 1000 with 8.
888+88+8+8+8
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
a post office
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.