Riddles
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
Your shadow
A couple went on a plane trip to Hawaii. The plane crashed and every single person died. EXCEPT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How is this possible?
Because every SINGLE person died. They were a COUPLE.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you! (just kidding, to get to the other side)
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because you need a camera. Wooden legs don't take very good pictures :)
What goes up when the rain comes down
An umbrella
Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
They both weigh the same because they are both one pound
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
I pass before the sun yet make no shadow. What am I?
Wind
What goes up and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever comes down (even when you wear makeup)?
Your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't a woman who is now living in Canada be buried in the USA?
Because she's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Wet
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it?
She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do that?
Because his horse's name is Friday (no, he's not a wizard)
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
9, because all BUT nine died.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world that allows people to see through walls.
Window
I am a five letter word. Add two more letters, and I become shorter. What am I?
Short
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
She is 12
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Sadly, he is bald
How do you make "one" disappear?
Add a G (G+one=Gone) or add an N (N+one=None)
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only once, because after you subtract 5, it is not 25 anymore
There is a one story house which is all pink. The chairs are pink, the tables are pink, the fishbowl is pink, the fish is pink, the couch is pink, everything is pink. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs, it's a one story house
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?
18 (don't confuse yourself)
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
9, because all of the sisters have the same brother, and you can't forget Mr. and Mrs. Mustard! BUT KETCHUP IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!