Easy
How many months in a year have 28 days?
all (12)
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What has hands and a face, but can't hold anything or smile?
a clock
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
a stamp
What do you call a computer vaccination?
A screen-shot.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
a carrot
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
a candle
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
silence
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
a secret
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A milk shake.
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
short
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Hip hop music.
What goes up but never comes back down?
your age
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
an envelope
If you don't keep it, it will break. What is it?
a promise
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
your name
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Light as a feather, there’s nothing in it, but the strongest man can’t hold it much more than a minute.
breath (air)