Riddles One
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
I am bigger than a dime but worthless. What am I?
Nickel
I'm in your kitchen pantry, waiting for you to wrap me over something. What am I?
Aluminum
What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CsI
Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Me-OH, Me-OH
If bananas were to have a chemical formula, what would it be?
BaNa2
What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.
How frequently do you need coffee?
I need CaFFeINe periodically
What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Do you want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide?
NO
How do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid (Amino Acid)
What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes Daytrogen
What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon
What do you say when you are out of chemistry jokes?
I should ZINC of a new one
What is black when you purchase it, red while you are using it, and gray when you discard it?
Charcoal
What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into the bar?
OH SNaP!
What is "HIJKLMNO"?
H2O
What did one acid say to others?
You are overreacting
Yellow in color, I can be a laboratory risk. You’ll most often find me used in an explosive. What am I?
Nitric acid
What is the chemical formula depicted like the alphabet series, K,L,M,N and O.
Potassium Oxide K2O
H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed