Jokes
What did the spider do on the computer?
Make a website!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed!
What has holes, but can hold water?
A sponge!
What can point in every direction, but can't reach its destination by itself?
Your finger!
What does KFC stand for?
Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Where should a 500 pound alien go?
On a diet!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Neither, they're both a ton!
Can you form a word using the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and I?
Big-Faced
This show is games to test your brain.
Brain Games
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
If you were in a race, and you are in 3rd place and you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in?
2nd place!
The more of these you take, the more of these you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps!
The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
Neither, its a paradox.
Have you heard of Stone Mountain?
Oh Yes
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime!
What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age!
If you took 2 apples from 3 apples, how many do you have?
2 apples!
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
A carpet!
What does KCF stand for?
Keep Change Flip!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Some months have 30 days, and some have 31 days, so how many have 28 days?
All of them!
How many letters are in The Alphabet?
11 letters, but most said 26!
What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000?
100 - work backwards and you will get it!
It taste better than you smell.
Your tongue!