How many months of the year have 28 days?
All 12 of them! Every month has at least 28 days.
What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
Surpise
Free Double Points!
The more you have of it, the less you see
Darkness
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
DOORS
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
A cupcake/Hiccup
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What has many keys but cannot open any doors?
A piano
Surprise
Double Points!
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A Calendar
I’m the father of fruits. What am I?
A papa-ya.
What animal do you never play cards with?
A cheetah!
Surpise
You can deduct 200 points from any group!
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your Breath
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll.
How does a dog stop a video?
By pressing the PAWS button
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror!
If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?
A promise.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
Surprise
Minus 200!
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
A Kangaroo
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald