A farmer has 17 goats, all but six died. How many goats survived?
Six survived!
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
What can’t be put in a saucepan?
Its lid
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
t belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald