Riddle 1
What has a neck but no head?
Bottle
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven – T-h-e A-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
he throws it straight up
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
Mary’s father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It is Mary!
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
Which month has 28 days?
All of them, of course
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
What ship has two mates, but no captain?
A relationship
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What gets wetter as it dries?
a Towel
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because He Is still living
If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
A white carnation
When is a door not a door?
when it is a jar
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars